Rockford: You know who I think’s in line to make a big Hollywood comeback?

Nichole: Joe Pesci?

Rockford: Ralph Macchio. Mark my words. He’s going to show up in a Quentin Tarantino movie or something. If he’s not dead.

Mr. Macchio and I share a birthday, so I hope Rockford is right. But I fear he’s not, judging by his recent work. It looks like he’s still alive, though, so at least he has that going for him.