Let me tell you about the two funniest things that happened to me this weekend.

My brother’s dog is a labradoodle, and the place they board her when they go out of town asked if they’d be interested in breeding her. So they did, and a few months ago she had seven puppies. The breeder has two puppies left, and she’s now offering them at a significant discount. I texted some friends who’d expressed interest to let them know, and I got a text back that said “Who is this?” Turns out I’d transposed two of the numbers in one of the phone numbers. I apologized and jokingly told the wrong-number guy I knew where he could get a discounted labradoodle if he was interested. And he was. This will be my favorite wrong number story if he ends up buying a puppy.

Poppy has been watching a lot of old episodes of “Saturday Night Live,” and she has justly fallen in love with Stefan. She keeps saying “This place has everything!” and tagging “Dan Cortese” to the end of the list of wonderful features of whatever she’s describing. We’ve been talking this weekend about places we might like to go for spring break, and I made the kids brochures for the places we’d discussed. (I know.) On the intro for the Pittsburgh brochure, I wrote “This place has everything! Museums, baseball, Dan Cortese!” This evening Poppy said something about it, and I wondered what Dan Cortese is up to these days. So I looked him up, and it turns out he was born in a suburb of Pittsburgh! That place really does have everything!