There are a billiondy-three words on the horizon for month eleven

So I’ve signed up for National Blog Posting Month and National Novel Writing Month again this year.

This will be my fifth year of NaBloPoMo, and I think it’s the third of fourth time I’ve attempting NaNoWriMo. I’m relatively confident that I’ll complete NaBloPoMo, and I’m equally as confident that I will not complete NaNoWriMo. The question is just how many days I’ll make it before I throw in the towel.

Anyway, just so you’ll have an idea of the sort of gems that await you this month, here’s a look at some of my favorite NaBloPoMo posts from years past:

An Interview with My Dad (2011): On his first job: “I was supposed to empty a drip pan under the walk-in freezer every day, which must have been a pretty important thing. Because I always forgot to do it, and I only had the job for about a month before I was fired. Or maybe I was fired for helping myself to gas or a six-pack on the weekends.”
Elementary Civics (2011): Poppy on the president: ” ‘He wears fancy ties,’ she said, ‘and he speaks very proudly.’ ”
An Interview with My Kid Brother (2011): On his favorite film: “Re: Teen Wolf. We did not have a large collection of VHS tapes. This was one of them. I watched it a lot. And Michael J. Fox turns into a werewolf, and then his dad does too. And then they surf on a van and play basketball.”
The Suggestions of a More Exciting Life (2010): This note reference here is still on my wall.
A Rootin’ Tootin’ Interview (2009): It was when I internet-met Rootie Toot!