I’m having a Tupperware party in a few weeks, because I wanted one of their products that you can only get by hosting a party and I am a rube. Are any of you in need of more stuff some essential storage devices? Let me know if you’d like to order something. Apparently you can’t do it through the website — I wouldn’t get credit for it that way, at least; I don’t know that you actually can’t at all — so you’d have to email me your order and then send the money via Paypal and then Tupperware could ship it to you. (I think.) We’d work all that out.

And if you don’t want to order anything at all, that’s fine too. I’ll get my tiny pitcher either way. (I believe that to be true, anyway.)