Scene: Young brothers’ bedroom

Loving Aunt, hugging Precocious Nephew and World’s Sweetest Boy: Good night, sweet darlings.

Precocious Nephew: You feel pregnant.

LA: I assure you, I’m not.

PN: Well you feel pregnant.

LA: I’m just chubby.

PN: Maybe you should cut back on the sweets.

World’s Sweetest Boy, showering his chubby (yet deflated) aunt with smooches: You’re my favorite aunt.

LA exits to eat a slice of pie a la mode.

End scene.