Right now I’m making a spinach casserole for Thursday, and while I was chopping onions I remembered that I haven’t yet posted today. I was going to make a video of how I chop onions, but then I thought there was probably already at least one good video on YouTube. So while my onions sautéed, I went to YouTube and found one million onion-chopping videos. I figured Gordon Ramsey would be better at it than I am, so I clicked on his video. And indeed: He is a superior onion-chopper.

Behold:

Gordon Ramsey is also better at weird kitchen insults than I am. I’m OK with that. Next time I have to chop an onion, I’ll try the Gordon Ramsey method.