A cool jean jacket
Everybody needs a cool jean jacket. I don’t know if I’m cool enough to don the rhinestone tiger, thought, so I might need to start with an unadorned one.
A back scratcher
Because sometimes Rockford isn’t here and frankly Marsha T. Cat is a terrible back-scratcher.
A cozy, zip-up hoodie
I left my favorite cozy, zip-up hoodie at the movie theater when we saw “Pan,” and it wasn’t in their lost-and-found bin when I went back for it. I’m pretty sure there aren’t too many Great Lakes Loons hoodies in our town, though, so I’m keeping an eye out for the bad seed who lifted it and/or didn’t turn it in. In the meantime, this Time Lord hoodie would be a fine substitute.
The 2009 Cook’s Illustrated Annual book
I have 2007, 2008 and 2010-2014. I’m not sure why I didn’t order the 2009 edition. But it’s available on Amazon!
Nerdy fan things
Gift cards
Some people view gift cards as a lazy gift, but I