Have you seen this What Would I Say website? It basically peruses your Facebook status updates and throws them in a blender and predicts what you might post in the future. And it amused me, and I couldn’t stop pushing the show-me-another-one button. And here are the things it said I would say, which I probably would or have or at least might.

Everyone in the firstaid kit.

Both the kids have tried to jam.

A good thing is working

Nor is starting a nap.

Oh, and I took their picture.

Oh my papa got all chomped up.

Suddenly every hug from Pete would also be

Right up until after being so

It sort of makes sense if it’d said the stillawake girl who’d wandered out

[My dad] said I love Pictures from the basket on the world would that

Hey there, basketball fans!

Cheese would explode if you’re funny, Dad.

I didn’t catch the beginning of Progress sign.

We usually have the wrong number message after the island, darkness would spread across the most welcome.

LIKE VERUCA SALT and came home with

Fingers crossed something else remotely dangerous.

She has an inappropriate thing from Robin!

Next, everyone I’ve talked to two of the Mind is or maybe it’s December, then asks Does anyone have a closet full of this.

I didn’t have an extra day

Slanderous. Marsha has wings. No one really cared.

Waiting in the chimney.

I thought about crafting this into tomorrow’s poem, but I liked them too much as standalone sentences. And it’s November, so there you go.