I don’t know what prompted me to buy Healthy Choice’s Lobster Cheese Ravioli. Temporary insanity? Deep-seated self-loathing? A short-lived possession by a freezer-aisle-dwelling demon? Whatever it was, I did indeed buy the Lobster Cheese Ravioli.

And today, I tried it.

It was vile. Fishy-tasting and putrid. Possibly the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.

I do not recommend it.