Appetizer
What are some lyrics you have misheard (such as, instead of “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” you heard “Kick a chicken with it”)?

“We can dance, we can dance. Everybody look at your pants.” You have to admit, “everybody look at your hands” doesn’t make a whole lot more sense. Then again, neither does the rest of “Safety Dance.”

Soup
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

“Men with Guns” was pretty awful. But “Talladega Nights” was the first movie I’ve ever walked out of.

Salad
Using the letters from your favorite number, write a sentence. Example: Tomorrow has really easy experiences.

I don’t have a favorite number.

Main Course
What was the most interesting news story you have heard this week?

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I read about this on the cover of People magazine today at Wal-Mart. I had to call my friend Amy to offer my condolences. (I haven’t been paying much attention to the news lately.)

Dessert
Which word(s) would you choose to describe your wardrobe?

Boring. Lackluster. Khaki.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”

Appetizer
What color is your car?

I don’t have a car anymore. But my last car was beige.

Soup
If you could wake up tomorrow with full training in another occupation and a job in that field, what would it be?

I’m pretty happy with my new job. But if I had to wake up with a job in another field, I’d be a pastry chef.

Salad
How many times in your life have you had the flu (or something similar)?

Four or five.

Main Course
What is something that has happened to you this week that you didn’t expect?

Do you want the full list?

Dessert
How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I kissed a boy in kindergarten, right after I told him he was my boyfriend.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”