Appetizer
Name a song you know by heart.

“The Itsy Bitsy Spider”

Soup
What will you absolutely not do in front of another person?

I prefer not to use the bathroom in front of anyone else, but sometimes Poppy makes that difficult.

Salad
How often do you use mouthwash and what kind do you like?

Very, very rarely. But I like the minty-fresh kind.

Main Course
Finish this sentence: I am embarrassed when…

I am embarrassed when discussing my bathroom habits.

Dessert
What was the last food you craved?

Nachoes. The answer is almost always nachoes.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”

Appetizer
What was the very last song you listened to?

The “Baby Einstein: Neighborhood Animals” theme song.

Soup
What is one company/store/corporation you would recommend that people stay away from?

I don’t care for Wal-Mart. If there’s a locally owned alternative, I’d prefer to patronize that. And I’d recommend that others do the same. (writing that made me feel old and crochety.)

Salad
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy having your picture made?

3. I’m a scrapbooker, though, so I feel obligated to appear in the photos every now and again.

Main Course
Besides a bookmark, what is something you’ve used to keep your place in a book?

Whatever’s nearby — Kleenex, Post-Its, envelopes. I’m currently using an old jukebox label for “Everybody Needs Love” and “Only the Heart Within You” by Stephen Bishop.

Dessert
Name a food that you like that most people don’t.

Cookie pudding.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”

Appetizer
Name three things you are wearing today.

An orange polo shirt, stripey green socks (Give me a break, eh? Rockford packed my bag.) and oatmeal cookie perfume from Bath Junkie.

Soup
Who was the last person you hugged?

My sweet potato Pi!

Salad
What do you like to order from your favorite fast food place?

I used to like the Filet O’Fish from McDonalds, but I don’t really have a favorite fast food place.

Main Course
What time of day do you feel most energized?

I rarely feel “energized,” but I’m least sleepy in the middle of the day.

Dessert
Using the letters in your first name, write a sentence

Never internalize cold ham or leaky eggplant.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”