Normally, a label reading, “May contain traces of: Fireside sing-a-longs, swimming holes, a well-defined value system” would drive me to drink. Or at least not to buy the product. Not that I have a problem with fires or singing or swimming or values, but really. I’d rather they not make an appearance in my dinner.

There aren’t alot of companies that offer vegetarian frozen dinners. While I’m not a vegetarian, I do have a problem with the “meat” in frozen meals. It’s a little too sketchy for me. Amy’s is the best brand I’ve found so far, but I thought I’d give the slightly pricier Seeds of Change a try, despite their inherent cheesiness, because our grocery doesn’t carry a great variety of Amy’s.

I’m glad I was in a happy place when I read the goofball label. Their Teriyaki Stir-Fried Rice with Vegetables & Tofu was one tasty frozen dinner. And it had tofu in it. I chose to eat tofu. What’s happening to me?