Nine reasons we do not like “The Nine”
1. Kathryn’s hair.
2. Nothing ever happens. I came for the bank robbery story. I’m getting “blah, blah, blah.”
3. Everytime it starts, I have 167 hours until the next episode of “Lost.”
4. Lizzie won’t stop making that face. Ugh.
5. The bad guys had so much time to leave. Why are they so stupid? Why?
6. Joe without Brian? No thank you.
7. Rockford doesn’t care for bizzaro Michael J. Fox.
8. Do lawyers have conflict-of-interest rules? Should Kathryn’s boyfriend be on this case? Huh? I need some answers.*
9. Plot lacks polar bears.

*I don’t need any answers, really. I’m done with this show.