I asked Rockford for a story about his sister, for her birthday. Here’s what he said:

One of the most fun memories I have of Chloe is when I was in about the 10th grade, and Mom and Dad had gone out of town. Chloe came home to stay with me, and we went out to play golf. It was a Saturday. And we had a great time, but as we were playing golf it got insanely cold. A huge wind kicked up, and it got really cold. On the way home, we stopped and rented some movies. For the next three days, the temperature didn’t get above zero. It was so cold there was no school. That was a fun weekend.

What a bunch of crazy kids, huh? Happy birthday, Chloe. I hope it’s at least four times more fun than that golf and film fiesta.