Appetizer
What was one of the fashion fads when you were a teenager?

Oh, there were so many! The French-rolled jeans and the giant, cockatoo bangs; the flannel shirts and the Docs …

Soup
Name one thing you think people assume about you when they first meet you.

I have no clue.

Salad
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how hard do you work?

I think I could do a much better job. No, I know I could do a much better job. The part of my job that I enjoy — caring for and playing with Poppy — I don’t really count as “work.” The parts that I don’t care for so much — the cleaning of the house — I would probably get a 2 in.

Main Course
If you were given a free 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl to sell anything you currently own, what would you advertise?

It would be great if we could get someone to take over the lease on our apartment. I’d like to move closer to town.

Dessert
Fill in the blank:

I love to stay inside when it is cold out.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”

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