Appetizer
What are some lyrics you have misheard (such as, instead of “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” you heard “Kick a chicken with it”)?

“We can dance, we can dance. Everybody look at your pants.” You have to admit, “everybody look at your hands” doesn’t make a whole lot more sense. Then again, neither does the rest of “Safety Dance.”

Soup
What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

“Men with Guns” was pretty awful. But “Talladega Nights” was the first movie I’ve ever walked out of.

Salad
Using the letters from your favorite number, write a sentence. Example: Tomorrow has really easy experiences.

I don’t have a favorite number.

Main Course
What was the most interesting news story you have heard this week?

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I read about this on the cover of People magazine today at Wal-Mart. I had to call my friend Amy to offer my condolences. (I haven’t been paying much attention to the news lately.)

Dessert
Which word(s) would you choose to describe your wardrobe?

Boring. Lackluster. Khaki.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”