- John Carter. (But I still love you, Tim Riggins.)
- 21 Jump Street. (I do not understand your appeal, Jonah Hill.)
- Titanic 3D. (I hope 3D is a fad.)
- The Raven. (Stop it, Cusack.)
- Battleship. (I hope they make “Uno” next.)
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I hope 3D is a fad, too. I do not understand it or its appeal…however, I not-so-secretly do love the Titanic. Is it too much to admit I saw it three times in the theatre when it was out the first time? And Jonah Hill is pretty awesome. Have you seen Cyrus? You should watch it…also he rocked Moneyball and Get Him to the Greek. Depending on ratings (which we will rely heavily upon) we might see 21 Jump Street and The Raven. Joe’s theory is that anything John Cusack does is kinda cool simply because he’s John Cusack.
3D gives me a headache. 21 Jump Street without Johnny Depp is Not Interesting To Me. I don’t even know anything about it except that the show 25 years ago was cool because it had Johnny Depp.