So, my cousin signed up for Double Dribble 2010, the Butterscotch Sundae NCAA bracket thingy. She never made her picks, though — or if she did, she forgot to hit “submit” — so I hit the “autopick” button and the computer magically chose them for her. (Based on some formula that I can’t remember.) And guess what? The computer Taylor won! She’s currently off Spring Breakin’ it in NYC, but when she gets home she’ll find a glorious prizewaiting for her.*

Here are the final standings:
1. Taylor
2. Genia, a Butler alum. I’m pretty sure their loss in the championship game was more devastating than coming in second here.
3. Don
4. Chloe
5. Amy
6. Rockford
7. Mark
8. Chris
9. Nichole
10. Perry Mason
11. Carrie

*If, that is, I ship it before she gets home.