Lately when I say something to Pete like, “Hey Petey! Let’s go have some breakfast!” He responds with, “I’d love to!” And it slays me with cuteness every single time. I love Two.

I’m aware that the Penguin Water Carbonator would be a ridiculous way to spend $200. But if I had $200 to spend frivolously, I would buy it. The Fountain Jet, however, would only require around $80 frivolbucks.

I would like to try this Cappuccino Fudge Cheesecake, but it’s frighteningly decadent.