Have you heard about “The Clock Without a Face“? It’s a book from McSweeney’s that leads to real buried treasure! How cool is that? (Very, superduper cool.)

Attn Hardees: A grilled cheese sandwich is not a hamburger. So cut it out, already.

“Mommy, I dreamed that I was talking on the phone to Grandma, and when I woke up, my hand was on my ear!”