I don’t want to talk about the Tigers. Let’s talk about cats instead. They’re less deadly than tigers, and they don’t play baseball. Or try to play baseball, as the case may be.

No. 1: Welcome to Cat Town.

No. 2: Kittens.

No. 3: Marsha used to like to hang out in the sink. She’s wasn’t so strange after all.* Cats in sinks.

No. 4: Cats r stealin ur dataz. I’d stop after the invisible bike if I were you. It gets filthy after the invisible bike. Not immediately after, but soon. After the shifty-eyed fella.

*That’s not true. She’s strange. Very strange.

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Matteo Sereni (born February 11, 1975 Parma) is an Italian football goalkeeper who currently plays for Treviso.
He started his career at Sampdoria and was loaned out to A.C. Crevalcore in 1994. He returned to Sampdoria and only made 10 appearances, before being transferred to Piacenza Calcio in 1997. Here he helped the club avoid relegation to Serie B but in 1998, he transferred to Empoli F.C., where he failed to avoid relegation.
In 1999, he returned to Sampdoria in Serie B, made 75 (out of 76) Serie B appearances. In 2001, UEFA Cup competitor Ipswich Town signed him for €7.5million, one of the highest transfer fees paid by the club. He also failed to avoid relegation with Ipswich and was and loaned to Brescia in 2002.
In 2003, he transferred to Lazio, to compete for number one goalkeeper at the club with Angelo Peruzzi. In 2004, he is the started for the club for both legs of Coppa Italia final against Juventus and played the matches in 2005 Intertoto Cup, where Lazio went out to Olympique de Marseille in the semi-finals.
In January 2006, he was loaned out to Treviso, with Samir Handanovic on loan to Lazio.

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The dryer-fixing guy just came to fix our dryer. I’m still in my jammies. Awesome.