Category Archives: Flotsam / Jetsam

I’m in trouble

Dear Rockford,
I forgot to make dinner.
Your doofus,
Nichole

Dear Nichole,
Well, now I have to shoot you. Too bad, you were a good cook and easy on the eyes.
Love,
Rockford

(I was supposed to make some soup in the Crockpot. Now I get to go to Boston Market. Oops.)

Wiki Wednesday: Agent One-Half!

1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. Click on “Random article” in the left-hand sidebar box.
3. Post it!

Agent One-Half is an action-comedy film scheduled for release in the United States in 2007, starring, written and produced by Warwick Davis, who is best known as playing in the fantasy film Willow. Davis plays the title character, a dwarf secret agent who attempts to stop the film’s antagonist, “The Heel”, from sinking California to the bottom of the ocean.

A little something started by Verbatim.

Self Awareness

Things I learned about myself at lunch today while wasting time taking internet personality quizzes:
I am a martini;
I am 44% open minded;
I am french food;
I am 37% American;
I am a Mondrian;
I am 63% liberal;
I am very honest;
I am a cream pie;
I am a centaur;
and last but not least, the recent president that I am most like: Bill Clinton.

here’s my favorite description of the “tests” I took:

You Are a Glazed Donut

Okay, you know that you’re plain – and you’re cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
And in a pinch, you’ll probably get eaten.