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Last-minute birthday present ideas for the thirty-something, stay-at-home, homeschooling mom who is me

A cool jean jacket

From Season 1, Episode 8 of the Best Cartoon, "We Bare Bears."
From Season 1, Episode 8 of the Best Cartoon, “We Bare Bears.”
Everybody needs a cool jean jacket. I don’t know if I’m cool enough to don the rhinestone tiger, thought, so I might need to start with an unadorned one.

A back scratcher

backscratcherBecause sometimes Rockford isn’t here and frankly Marsha T. Cat is a terrible back-scratcher.

A cozy, zip-up hoodie

Sadly, this one is not available for grown-ups.
Sadly, this one is not available for grown-ups.
I left my favorite cozy, zip-up hoodie at the movie theater when we saw “Pan,” and it wasn’t in their lost-and-found bin when I went back for it. I’m pretty sure there aren’t too many Great Lakes Loons hoodies in our town, though, so I’m keeping an eye out for the bad seed who lifted it and/or didn’t turn it in. In the meantime, this Time Lord hoodie would be a fine substitute.

The 2009 Cook’s Illustrated Annual book

I have 2007, 2008 and 2010-2014. I’m not sure why I didn’t order the 2009 edition. But it’s available on Amazon!

Nerdy fan things

  • A “Doctor Who” apron!
  • “Star Wars” socks!
  • A “Supernatural” sweatshirt!
  • Another “Supernatural” sweatshirt!
  • A classy “Star Wars” cardigan!
  • Gift cards

    Some people view gift cards as a lazy gift, but I love them. I don’t buy frivolous stuff for myself all that often, but I’ll indulge if I have a gift card. I especially like Amazon gift cards, because then I can buy Kindle books with a minimum of agonizing about it.

    NaBloPoMo November 2015

    Let us transition from NeverBloPoMo to NaBloPoMo

    NaBloPoMo November 2015My blog turned 10 on Friday, and I did nothing to commemorate it. Not only that, but I didn’t write anything at all the entire month of October. Sorry, poor little Butterscotch Sundae. It was a crazy month.

    I’ll attempt to make up for my unplanned Never Blog Posting Month by posting every day in November, because it’s National Blog Posting Month and that’s what we do here (see: 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007 2006). In the past I’ve gone into NaBloPoMo with at least some sort of plan, but this year we’ll be flying by the seat of our pants.

    Allons-y and whatnot!

    Joy Williams embraces new sounds and raw emotions on “Venus”

    Joy Williams’ new record, “Venus,” is a breakup album — or, as Williams calls it, “a break-through album” — but it goes beyond heartache. You can almost hear Williams working through her emotions, dealing with the expectations placed on her specifically and women in general and meditating on what it means to challenge those expectations. It’s about picking up the pieces, reassembling yourself into something familiar but new and then moving along with your life on your terms.

    The imagery in some of the songs — the ghostly whispers and raven’s feathers in “Before I Sleep,” for example, and the thorny crowns of the broody, atmospheric “The Dying Kind” — would be right at home on an album from Williams’ now-defunct duo The Civil Wars. Aurally, the strongly syncopated “Venus” is largely a departure from the duo’s old-timey, folksy sound.

    Williams says she initially played the songs on the album with an acoustic guitar before her “love of Massive Attack, Annie Lennox, Portishead, Kate Bush and hip-hop” moved her to try out some different production styles. I’m not sure where Portishead fits into the mix, but I can hear a little Annie Lennox and even a very light bit of hip-hop in the production.

    “The Dying Kind” in particular kind of sounds like Galadriel left Middle Earth and teamed up with Justin Timberlake to make a record. Which isn’t a coincidence, exactly, as Timberlake introduced Williams to her co-writer and producer Matt Morris and thus left what she calls his “invisible fingerprint” on the record.

    In addition to the eerie-but-catchy “Before I Sleep,” I was particularly drawn to “Welcome Home” and “You Loved Me.” “Welcome Home” is an achingly pretty song. Williams has a beautiful, lilting voice, and the song is all strings and lyrics like “come inside from the cold and raise your weary soul” and “you’re wanted, you’re not alone.” “You Loved Me” sounds like a lullaby, but it’s a very melancholy one; “I had all the answers; it was easier than facing the dark.”

    Overall, it’s a strong, empowered record. But the album does have a couple of tracks I’m not crazy about. “Not Good Enough” is the record’s most pop-country sounding track, with a little bit of Celine Dion warble thrown in. Neither pop-country nor Celine is my favorite, and it’s my least-favorite song on the record. Likewise, while I appreciate the sentiment behind “Woman (Oh Mama),” I found both the lyrics and the production a bit overdone:

    I can’t find links to videos for anything else on the album, but you can preview it at iTunes and/or Amazon. “Venus” comes out on June 29.

    Disclaimer: I participated in the Joy Williams “Venus” album review program as a member of One2One Network. I was provided an album to review but all opinions are my own.