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All drains lead to the ocean

Way back in February (or so), my dad took Poppy out to run some errands. They came home with a pet fish — a beautiful little Beta. Poppy named the poor little boy fish Dorothy, after Elmo’s goldfish, and he spent most of his time swimming around in a vase on the kitchen counter.

Dorothy has been a good and faithful little companion, paying close attention to our culinary adventures and leaping playfully to nab fish food from my finger.

Which is why I am very sad to report that this morning, I found that Dorothy had gone on to his fishy reward.

The worst part is, I’m pretty sure it’s my fault. I changed Dorothy’s water yesterday. I did leave the new water sitting out to acclimate for about 24 hours, but I don’t think I gave the vase enough time to return to its normal temperature after I washed it.

I think I killed Dorothy. And I’m really pretty darn upset about it. I miss that little guy.

Beware: Something gross lurks within

  • I started writing just NaBloPoMo!after midnight last night. I’m going to put a word-count widget somewhere around here if they ever start working.
  • The kids were up at 7 this morning. I do not like you, Time Change.
  • I never made the pizza last night, and I forgot to put the dough away. It was pretty flat this morning. I slashed it, salted it and baked it. Maybe it will be OK.
  • Some sort of beast attacked our trash can last night. There was only one bag in it, but it was ripped open and halfway down the hill this morning. I picked most everything up. But not — you may want to set aside your doughnut before continuing — the diaper covered in slugs. I’m hoping my still-sleeping husband is well-rested and strong-stomached when I send him out there.
  • A few good old-fashioned haunted house stories

    This is a story about one or two not-at-all malicious ghosts. It’s a little bit creepy, but no one gets hurt. Just how a ghost story ought to be.

    BooBerry! Strongberry.There’s a house across the street from where I was raised that was built in the 1880s. My mom has lived there on and off throughout her life — when she was a child, again in her late teens, just after I was born and for a few summers when I was in high school. It’s next to a creek, and it’s a lovely place to sleep when the windows are open and it’s warm out. It’s not a good place to sleep in the winter at all, because it’s very, very cold.

    Anyway, the house is old and in need of renovation; it looks like a haunted house. According to the local historic society, there was a coffin-making business on the site before the house was there. Local word-of-mouth has it that someone, sometime was hanged in a big tree on the property. And there’s a c. 600 AD Cherokee mound next door. How could this house not be ghosty?

    Let’s begin.
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