I’m doing this because I don’t want Beth to be mad at me. And because I’m lazy and don’t want to write anything else.

Five items in my freezer
Let’s pretend I still have a freezer. And then we’ll pretend I can remember what was in it.

1. green peas
2. the popsicles I don’t like
3. a Cordouroy-shaped chunk of cake from my baby shower
4. an Amy’s burrito
5. ice packs

Five items in my closet
Again, let’s pretend …

1. too-small clothes
2. too-big clothes
3. shoes I never wear
4. T-shirts Rockford never wears
5. a nightstand

Five items in my car
I have a car! For a few more days!

1. an iPod
2. a car seat
3. an empty water bottle
4. flip-flops
5. an atlas

Five items in my purse

1. a wallet
2. earrings
3. a lovely wooden pen that doesn’t work sometimes but it’s so pretty
4. a teething ring
5. lots of random paper that I need to throw away

Five people I tag
I don’t know enough people on the Internet to do this, really. Not enough people who will respond, at least.