Scene: Young brothers’ bedroom
Loving Aunt, hugging Precocious Nephew and World’s Sweetest Boy: Good night, sweet darlings.
Precocious Nephew: You feel pregnant.
LA: I assure you, I’m not.
PN: Well you feel pregnant.
LA: I’m just chubby.
PN: Maybe you should cut back on the sweets.
World’s Sweetest Boy, showering his chubby (yet deflated) aunt with smooches: You’re my favorite aunt.
LA exits to eat a slice of pie a la mode.
End scene.
Category Archives: Family matters
In which we discuss matters of the family.
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Poppy had a totally rockin’ birthday party. We started with dancing and ended with cake and presents! Happy birthday, my sweet peach!
How to win my heart
My nephew Wilson climbed up on the couch with me yesterday evening and said, “Aunt Nikki, I love to cuddle with you. I wish you were my bear.” And he knows the words to “Ring of Fire.”