Rockford: Do you know why the Utah Jazz are called the Jazz?

The Eldest Nephew: Because there’s a lot of jazz in Utah?

I’m so glad the Colts/Giants game is over. I’ve heard enough about the Manning family for the year.

No offense, Manning family.

But it would be nice if the football commentators would find something else to talk about. Or, even better, would just stop talking. Or — and this is my favorite option — if Rockford would stop watching football.