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“Cars 2” is a clunker

The good news is, “Wall-E” no longer bears the shame of being my least-favorite Pixar movie. The bad news? The overly glitzy “Cars 2” has taken its place.

I know there are a lot of people who didn’t like the original “Cars” movie, but I thought it was a lot of fun. It was also the first movie Poppy ever watched, so Lightning McQueen and the gang will always have a special place in my heart.

Even so, I was a little concerned when I heard they were making a sequel to “Cars,” because I couldn’t fathom where they might take the characters and the story. Not that I’m an expert at that sort of thing, but “Toy Story” at least had Andy’s growing up as a ladder on which to build. “Cars” had … ummmm … another racing season? In which McQueen mentors an arrogant up-and-comer? It’s a good thing I’m not in charge, because that would’ve been lame.

But the Pixar actually did make was almost as bad. They turned “Cars” into a James Bond tribute, and the result feels like a direct-to-video release. One of those awful things that have nothing in common with the original save a few characters and a company’s yearning for more dollars (See: “The Return of Jafar“). Except that instead of renting this, I paid a ridiculous amount of money to see it in the theater.

“Cars 2” did have a few laughs here and there, but it was lacking that Pixar warmth that makes their movies so special. (Well, most of them.) I was already having my doubts about “Monsters U.” I’m hoping “Cars 2” isn’t a hint of things to come.

It’s time to light the lights

Rockford: More hipsters than kids will go see that.

Nichole: Hipsters with kids will go see that.

Rockford: Hipsters with kids will see it eight times.

Nichole: I will see it twelve times.

I loved Kermit the Frog when I was little. I love Jason Segal now. I can’t wait for this movie.

We aren’t going to kill our television. We’re just wounding it ever-so-slightly.

Trash TVsWe watch too much TV. I spend too much of my evening watching ridiculous things that don’t do anything to aide my addled brain when I could be doing something productive, like sleeping. The kids watch too much TV. Spend 5 minutes with them at the grocery store, and you’ll see that they’ve memorized ad pitches for 75 percent of the products on the shelves.

So we’re embarking on a little entertainment experiment. Effective immediately, our DirecTV service is off for a few months. We still have the internet, which means we have Netflix instant-watch stuff via the Wii. And we’ll have access to “Doctor Who” through iTunes. (That was Rockford’s only qualm about the experiment: He didn’t want to miss the Doctor. And neither did I.) The DirecTV will automatically kick back in on October 1, and I’ve marked it on my calendar. If we’re all huddled around the TV waiting to be washed once again in the warm satellite glow, then we’ll probably keep it. If no one notices, though, we’ll make the suspension permanent.

I think it’ll be a good thing. We’ll stash more than $200(!) away for other things; I’ll get to bed earlier; and the kids will free up all of that extra brain space for more important stuff. I’m thinking about making them try to break the pi memorization record or learn all of the lyrics to “American Pie.” Something pie-related, definitely.