Category Archives: Diversions

The stuff that didn’t fit elsewhere.

This book made me feel gross

I didn’t care so much for Russell Banks’ “Lost Memory of Skin,” and I probably wouldn’t have checked out had I read the synopsis first. It was the subject matter that bothered me, not the writing. The writing was straight-foward and fine. So I hesitated briefly before I gave it only two stars, but then I remembered that these reviews are entirely subjective, and I didn’t enjoy the book all that much because the subject matter is squicky no matter how well Banks writes about it. It did, however, make me think about the importance of showing your children sincere, focused love and attention, lest they grow up to be dysfunctional outcasts.

Here is someone else’s review of the book.

A book review that’s mostly about something else altogether

Years ago, when I was young and carefree, I did a lot of driving. Because I lived 20 minutes away from my high school and then 40ish minutes away from college but also because gas was something like a penny for 17 gallons.

(That’s not entirely true, but it was something like 95 cents a gallon. And sometimes we drove down to Georgia just to fill up, because it was even cheaper there. Oh, but those were the days.)

Anyway, I was young and carefree and spent a lot of my time in my car, and I had one of those great big Case Logic cases full of CDs that travelled along with me. And in that CD case was Paul Simon’s “Graceland,” and it was in my CD player for weeks and months at a time. I loved that album. And even though I hadn’t actually listened to it in years I was sad a few years ago when I realized that the CD had disappeared. But then! I found a copy a few months ago at a drugstore. I would’ve bought it even if it hadn’t been 75 percent off (because it wasn’t just a drugstore, it was a going-out-of-business drugstore!), because it’s such a good album. It’s reclaimed its rightful place as Grand Duke Of The CD Player In My Car ever since.

So clearly the first thing that happens when I read a book in which the protagonist’s name is Fat Charlie is that I spend days with Paul Simon’s “Crazy Love, Vol. II” in my head. And then once I finish the book, I spend a bit of time trying to find out whether it’s a direct reference or not. I don’t find anything conclusive, but based on the lyrics

Fat Charlie, the archangel, sloped into the room.
He said “I have no opinion about this
and I have no opinion about that.

Sad as a lonely little wrinkled balloon
He said “Well I don’t claim to be happy about this, boys,
and I don’t seem to be happy about that.”

I have to concur that there Paul Simon did have some influence, at least, on Neil Gaiman when he wrote “Anansi Boys.” It’s the story of the aforementioned Fat Charlie, the sad-sack estranged son of Anansi. The Spider god-guy from African folklore. Except that Fat Charlie doesn’t know that when we first meet him. He also doesn’t know that he sort of has a brother he doesn’t know anything about. And also there’s a budding serial killer and some bird attacks.

It’s kind of a weird book.

It’s also sometimes tense and frequently funny. It’s the first Gaiman book I’ve read,* but I’m pretty sure it won’t be the last.

(I read “Good Omens” by Gaiman and Terry Pratchett in 2006.)

They did it! The Lions made the playoffs!

This year, Detroit Lions will be playing in the NFL Playoffs for the first time this century.*

Since late in the 2010 season, I’ve been posting here about the development of the team. (One year ago today: “I’ll say it now, and I’ll stand by it next year: The 2011 Detroit Lions are going to be playing in the 2011 post-season.“) My posts have all been about statistics, not opinion. Keeping with the previous format, the chart below shows how the 2011 Detroit Lions compared throughout the regular season to their opponents and to the 2008, 2009 and 2010 Detroit Lions in terms of the eight statistical categories key to winning football games.

If you take the time to read this chart, you’ll see an absolutely amazing four-year turnaround.

Detroit Lions 2011 regular-season statistics

Compare the 2008 squad to the 2011 squad. The 2011 Lions were better than the 2008 Lions in literally every aspect of the game. More importantly, the 2011 Lions bested their opponents in seven of the eight key categories. That is how you go from a 0-16 record to a 10-6 record. Welcome to football relevancy. I can’t wait for Saturday, when the Lions take on the New Orleans Saints in their first playoff game since my sophomore year in high school.

*I found this wikipedia entry on the history of the Lions when I was posting this for Perry Mason. And it says Marvin Gaye decided to stop singing and try out for the Lions. What the what? –N