Category Archives: Diversions

The stuff that didn’t fit elsewhere.

Vandelay

A: Which “Seinfeld” character do you identify with most?

N: George.

A: George? Really?

N: Because I’m fat, dumpy and bald.

And one out of one Internet quizzes agrees.

What Seinfeld character are you?

George Costanza

You are Jerry’s best friend – even though you are neurotic and slow-witted, he keeps you around to have a ‘loser of the group’. Life has a funny way of screwing you over at every turn, and your parents are psychotic. And no matter what you do, you’ll never compare to Lloyd Braun.

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The Back to Normal Shuffle

1. Nothing is Good Enough Aimee Mann
2. Blue Monday New Order
3. Surfer Joe The Surfaris
4. Looking for a Way Out Uncle Tupelo
5. Any Colour You Like Pink Floyd
6. Rainbows Mad Villian
7. Too High Ropeadope Records
8. Zombie The Cranberries
9. Mrs. Robinson Simon and Garfunkel
10. Promises Eric Clapton
11. Buddy Holly Weezer
12. Outdone (1989 demo) Uncle Tupelo
13. Love Has Brought Me Around James Taylor
14. Forecast Fascist Future Of Montreal
15. Three Little Birds Elizabeth Mitchell
16. Into the Woods My Morning Jacket
17. Jump Up Behind Me James Taylor
18. Happier Than The Morning Stevie Wonder
19. Send Me On My Way Rusted Root
20. Midnight Train to Georgia Gladys Knight and the Pips

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Home again, home again (jiggity-jig)

We had a great time at my dad’s. Poppy and “Papa” really bonded this time, I think.

But.

It’s so good to be home. To my own bed and my own shower and my Rockford.

Yesterday was a very long day. We left Detroit about half an hour late. It was a very quick jaunt to Chicago, but the flight still worried me. Poppy was very wriggly, and the Chicago-Raleigh flight was going to be almost two hours. In Chicago, Poppy was (amazingly) content to ride around the concourse in her stroller for the whole layover. I wanted to stop by the Ben & Jerry’s store, but the line was pretty long and I didn’t think Pi would stand for being still for that long. So we walked on by.

The flight from Chicago also left late, this time because we were waiting for people connecting from another flight. I know I would have been grateful if I’d been the one rushing for the flight, but as the one sitting on the plane with a restless toddler? Not so much. But a very nice lady sat next to us, on the other end of a three-seat row, and she played with Poppy for nearly the whole flight. I’m marking her down as a blessing.

And then there was another blessing: Poppy’s face when she spotted her daddy. She looked a little confused at first; our little napless wonder was so tired. She saw him, and she said, “Daddy?” And then she said, “Daddy! Daddy!” And it was like I wasn’t even there for the rest of the night. It was lovely.

So lovely, in fact, that it hardly phased me at all when I was standing and standing and standing at the baggage-claim carousel and watching the luggage go by and standing and standing until the conveyer belt stopped. There was still a crowd of us there, and we just stood there for a minute, waiting for it to start again. There were too many of us there. There had to be more bags.

However. There were not. They were all done.

The airline lost all of our bags.

  • my clothes
  • Poppy’s clothes
  • my camera download cord
  • my battery charger
  • a bunch of Poppy’s toys, including Pooh Bear
  • my reading journal
  • my purse (just the purse; I had all of my stuff in the diaper bag, with me)
  • my bathroom kit, which means my face feels like its going to fall off because I don’t have my face cream

    The baggage claim lady was optimistic that we’d get everything back today. But she would be, wouldn’t she? And she was right! The delivery guy just called to confirm our address!