Dear Mom and Dad,

Your friend who you left us at her house, she took us for walks today. First she took Stella for a walk, and Stella smelled all the smells and she said they smelled very smelly and she liked to smell the smells and so she smelled all of them. And she walked very fast.

And then your friend, she took me for a walk and she didn’t think I would go as fast as Stella went but guess what I went even faster than Stella went and your friend she was surprised ha ha ha. My short legs are short but they are very fast.

I smelled a lot of smells too and they smelled very very very good. And I heard a lawnmower and it went brrrm brrrm brrrrm and I liked it and then I saw a lawnmower and it went brrrrm brrrrm brrrm and I liked it and then I wanted to smell a lawnmower but your friend said No Jack No You May Not Smell That Lawnmower. So I said OK and then I said Ha Ha Ha and zooooom and I tried to pull her down the hill with my short fast legs. Ha ha ha. It didn’t work though she was stronger than I thought. She has short legs too they aren’t fast though like mine.

We are having a good day and did you smell any good smells today? Stella saw two squirrels and I saw one squirrel and I miss you are you coming back soon? I hope so.

I love you and I am your friend,

Jack The Dog