Open your bedroom door after 20 minutes of quiet time and declare, “Mommy! I think I broke the record in poopying! I was so surprised.”
(It wasn’t as bad as his announcement might have suggested.)
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Kid, you’ve got a LONG way to go before the record.
How did I know you’d be the first to respond to this? 🙂
I love boys. They are proud of the simplest things.
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well, he does have a record to uphold.