After Pete’s most recent doctor’s appointment.

Rockford: These numbers they do. It’s like predicting home run numbers a week into the season. “He’s projected to hit 820.”

Nichole: Pete’s going to hit 820 this year? What a baby!

Rockford: I know! Anyway, his head’s in the 25th percentile …

Nichole: That’s a tiny head!

Rockford: His weight’s in the 50th, and his height’s in the 97th.

Nichole: He has a tiny little melon head!

Rockford: It’s a melon on a stick. He’s going to look like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.