What a 7-year-old girl wants: Poppy’s holiday gift guide

Most of the items below are from Poppy’s Virtual Piggy wishlist. I left the roughly 1 million American Girls she’d pinned off the list (because she’s working on earning one, so it isn’t going to be under the Christmas tree), and I added a few things that I know are on her list.

  • Angry Birds Knock on Wood Game.
  • Princess Barbie
  • Doll clothes
  • The “Magic Tree House” books (She’s read through #13, but she doesn’t own any of them.)
  • Barbie princess & popstar
  • Nintendo DS
  • Lalaloopsy Sew Magical Mermaid Doll – Coral Sea Shells
  • LeapFrog LeapPad 2
  • Olivia’s House LEGO set
  • Strawberry Shortcake doll set
  • How I’m planning to help my Hostess fan weather this confectionary loss

    Robert Huffstutter photo
    My husband is somewhat notorious for his love of Twinkies.

    In eight grade, we went on a field trip to a nearby National Forest park. We were going to have a cookout and spend the day frolicking and running about. Rockford’s mother sent a box of Twinkies with him to share with his classmates. Instead of sharing them, though, he accepted a dare to eat them all. On the bus, on the way to the National Forest. It was a tense 15 minutes or so, everyone in a four-seat radius on the activity bus watching with a mixture of awe and horror as he transformed himself into a Twinkie-consumption factory. He was successful — depending on your definition of the word, I guess — but he’s since admitted that he didn’t feel very good for the rest of the day.

    With such a history, it should come as no surprise that the news of Hostess’ closing was a little difficult for Rockford to swallow. What might come as a surprise, though, is that he waited until this morning to try to track down a box of Twinkies. He’s out right now, scouring area stores for a box. To no avail thus far.

    While I’m pretty sure the run on Twinkies will be short-lived, I’ve spent a few minutes this morning preparing for our nation’s Hostessless future. Here are a few recipes for homemade confections we’ll be trying over the coming months:

    Four recipe for homemade Hostess-brand products

    • The folks at Leite’s Culinaria made some amazing-looking homemade Twinkies, and you don’t even need a special pan for them!
    • My attempt to make homemade Hostess Cupcakes — the Very Best Hostess Cake — back in 2005 didn’t go so well, but a later decision to make one giant cupcake (a.k.a. A Cake) was a roaring success.
    • The Dolly Madison Zingers recipe at Top Secret Recipes uses cake mix, so it isn’t technically made from scratch. But I’ll bet it would taste just fine in a pinch.

    Now all I need is a snack-packaging machine and we’ll be ready to face our brave new Twinkie-free world.

    I am in the NaBloPoMo Doldrums

    Rockford was out of town until late last night, and so my brain is pretty well out of thoughts for now. So here are some links for you. NaBloPoMo!