I was writing a post about How I’m Coping, and I somehow deleted the whole thing. I went through my drafts folder in hopes that it was hiding there, alas it was nowhere to be found. I did, however, find this:

Opposite Day for the Guy Who Never Did Anything Right

Once upon a time, there was a boy who never did anything right. He lived in a pyramid that was shaped like a square. When he was a baby, his shadow looked like a monster. One day he said “Eh, time to take out the trash.” Then he took out the trash. Usually he missed the trash can. But today was opposite day, and he didn’t miss the trash can! He found the key to something and opened the door, and behind it was another lock! It said “Unlock this with an apple core or a medicine pill, whichever one you choose.” And then lightning struck his power line, and he was like: “Hey, my power’s out! I can’t watch my favorite show!”

I have zero recollection of this. It was dated February 16, and it sounds like it could be something Pete wrote. But I really don’t have a clue. It’s National Blog Posting Month, though, and I couldn’t let today slip away without posting something.