This morning I dropped a full bottle of shampoo on my pinkie toe.

And then I discovered that the company that makes an integral component of our Top Secret Family Recipe went bankrupt, and the company that bought them no longer makes the integral component. (I may have cried on the phone to the representative of a snack-foods company.)

And then the delicious pizza I was reheating for lunch burnt to a crisp.

But at least I live in a world where things like this happen: